Bad jokes

A friend on facebook posted a bad joke.

What do you call the lady between the two goal posts? A net (Annette).

What do you call a dog with no legs?  Why bother? He won’t come anyway.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with legs on one side shorter than the other? Lean ground beef.

Any others?

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