A joke

Here’s a joke:

This guy was driving really fast down a country road, well over the speed limit.

And, wouldn’t you know it, he blew by a cop on the side of the road.

He did the usual prayer, “Please God, don’t let him have got me.”

Of course, he got him, and pulled him over.

The cop said to him, “Obviously, I got you.  It’s close to the end of my shift, and if you give me a good excuse, I’ll let you off.”

The guy thinks for a minute, and starts:

Six months ago, my wife took off with a police officer.  When I saw your lights in the rear view mirror, I was afraid he was bringing her back.

With a laugh, he put away his ticket book, and went back to his car.

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