A joke

This was shared in church on Sunday.  It’s clean, and funny about the obliviousness of some guys.

This guy was in a lot of trouble with his wife, and he wasn’t sure exactly what to do.

So, he went out and bought a new chainsaw, table saw, four wheeler, snow mobile, cross bow, iPad, and lots of other stuff.

His wife came home, opened the garage door, and saw all this stuff.

She lost it.  She told him, I don’t want to see you.  I don’t want to talk to you.  If I don’t see something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in five seconds, I’m done.  I’m leaving.

In the morning, he wakes her up.  She said, I don’t want to talk to you.

He says I want to blindfold you so you don’t see the surprise.

He takes her down to the driveway, and takes off the blindfold.  It is a box about a foot square.  She opens the box, and finds a weigh scale.

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The guy hasn’t been seen since.

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